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Updated:11-12-15 04:42 AM
Created:07-12-15 08:53 AM
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Categories:RolePlay, Music Mods, Character Advancement, Mini Games, ROFL, Miscellaneous

Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains

Version: v1.03
by: Taraezor [More]

Description
You'll never miss a performance of the Elite Tauren Chieftains! Wherever they are playing you'll receive advice on how to travel to them and when to expect a show. You'll be Terran Up the Night and Raise Some Hell come Nightfall or I am Murloc!

Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains pushes the T rating way beyond G with ample flatulence jokes for all ages! Perfect as you blast around Azeroth in search of your hard rock heroes.

How to Instal
This AddOn by itself does nothing. This AddOn requires the Best Quest "engine" to drive this module.

Instal this AddOn like any other AddOn. Instal the Best Quest engine like any other AddOn.

Use the installer provided by this webpage if you really must.

Whenever updating or installing *any* AddOn you *must* quit WoW completely, relaunch, then enjoy!

Details
Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains is NOT intended for players who play seriously. Bye!

Introducing Kar'ilda, the flatulent orc. She will guide you as you scour the fields of Azeroth, hunting for the ETC! Not only does she bring her digestive woes to the fore, she is also an excellent guide for she has the scars to prove it.

You will meet Kar'ilda at or near Shattrath, at or in the Black Mountain & Blackrock Depths, at or near Silvermoon City, and if the Darkmoon Faire is on. Kar'lda doesn't waste her time so each time she speaks it is once and once only for that aspect of your adventure.

Forgive her as she swoons at the sight of Bergerrist (her crush), whoops for joy as the band buff her hard, or her business like approach to getting you though Blackrock Depths as quickly as possible.

And forgive her veritable volleys of vastly vile vaporous visitations as it is surely the fault of that foul Durotar boar meat... or perhaps those dodgy monstrous Kaliri eggs she so craves.

Sure, she needs the occasional chest wax but deep down, if you don't suffocate, she is all too eager to help you.

Beware: she gives her advice once and once only!

Oh, by the way... Kar'ilda doesn't know much about "servers" and "time zones" but suffice to say, every USA, Oceanic, Central American and Brazilian server's "local" time, whether "summer" or "standard" has been coded and some magic worked to ensure that the time of the ETC concert in the Grim Guzzler is as per your in game time (the time under your mini-map). Of course, Blackrock Depths is an instance so Blizzard could have moved you out of your usual world realm. Sigh. I can't code around that!

Limitations
Kar'ilda has informed Taraezor that in the future she'd like to provide ongoing support to fans of the ETC. Until then, you will speak with her just the once for each aspect of the ETC experience that she covers.

Bonus Features
Included with the AddOn are lots of lovely textures used as a backdrop for the popup dialogue frames. Every time Kar'ilda speaks, her frame will be illustrated with a different view of the area near where you are exploring or perhaps even an action shot of a band member in action!

All lovingly created by Taraezor!

Many different flatulent sounds have been sourced from the masters of flatulence sound FX - Blizzard's own game files!

All tenderly curated by Taraezor himself!

((Other ETC songs? No. That would be illegal. Even editing down Power of the Horde could get me in trouble))

Updates & Favourites
Why not make Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains a Favourite and/or use Minion?

If You Like Best Quest Elite Tauren Chieftains
While adventuring, always take the Best Quest option, use Tip to enhance your Tooltips, pickup a great raptor pet with Adorable Hatchling Nests, and use Hard Yards, the most accurate way to measure distance and get on the Cool Aid, the essential aid to managing your cool downs! Taraezor's main AddOn is We Don't Wipe, an excellent DPS maximiser.

Cookies, Beer & Donations
It is all about the cookies & beer although, and don't let Gallywix know about this, a "thank you" in the comments section fuels my programming appetite and is very much appreciated. And then, you could cut straight to Donate to lend your support! because as Gallywix would say... "time is money, friend".

How to Report Bugs & Suggest Improvements

Go to Tickets as your issue or idea may already have been listed. Please remove your list of AddOns from any bug dumps. Please identify the module(s) you are using. You might prefer to use the forum on this page and allow the author to decide if a ticket is necessary. It is up to you.

v1.03 - 12th November 2015
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* Server specific code to inform player of the real world time based ETC performance in the Grim Guzzler, adjusted for every known US/Oceania server. All 246 of them...
* Redid alpha of all dialogs to match new "vibrant" background possibilities from changes/fixes to the main BG engine
* Removed time sensitive dialog. It wasn't that useful
* Reviewed and redid Detention Block and Grim Guzzler text.
* Added saved NPC name variable to facilitate cross module awareness and interaction
* Responds to Adventure module dialogs
* One new image: Level80ETC
* Couple of minor text changes, missing "." fixed, etc
* Forced version requirement for the main BQ engine (for this release, v1.04)

v1.02 - 22nd September 2015
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* Dialog #25 overlooked for the Shattrath timings update. Text now correct / appropriate

v1.01
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* Shattrath timings now known so added in: 2pm, 6pm, etc, and activated the dormant code.

v1.00 - 12th July 2915
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* Initial version
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