Concerning Yhor
 

Does he really kick kittens?

*giggles wickedly*

No he kicks only Cat's *rofl*

Kittens are evil!

Inasmuch as this may or may not be true, it's no less entertaining to kick them from time to time when one finds himself annoyed by them. (I should note they I have never been so annoyed and thusly inclined to kick them, but I have had many friends entertain me by doing said dirty work for me after being duely convinced that they were annoyed.)

Fwoof dogs are more evil, and thusly deserve punting when at all possible.

that post is so full 0f epic win.. i dont know what top do...


its just i have read many of Yhor's posts.. .and he never seemed like a kitten kicker.. then his title thingit dodad changed and i was like 'le gasp!"


o.O

/bow Thank you. I'll be here all week.

All I know is that Caerinn was having fun with his title thingit (I've not heard "thingit" before; I love it! /kept), and when it got a big reaction from folks (as it continues doing ^^), it only got better.

If anyone feels they need additional kittens for kicking, juggling or any other activity that floats your respective boat, I am convinced that one of our cats is soon to explode with a litter of 30 or so. She looks like a fur covered pumpkin with a head, tail and four feet attached.

Haha, this thread amuses me. You see what you did Cairenn? Do you see... Miss Advocate of the kicking of kittens. That's exactly who you are!

I'm fairly certain I have a way of using my Goblin Engineering 425 to convert your uber preggers kittar cat into an Itteh Bitteh Newborn Kitteh Launchar so you can go directly into kitten juggling from birth.


Thank you, Yhor, for bringing this to our attention. The mask is removed, and we see you, Cairenn, for who you really are!!!

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
The nanners taunt you with their synchronous dance.

Hey N8te,

Did you notice, that if you peeled the flesh from your avatar, and backlit with a blue light, our avatars would almost be identical?

Now that's a scary thought..

I will increase the similarity in a bit. Eery stuff incoming.

Nobody kicks kittens. Yhor punts em.

I reply to that with this, that, and the other thing.

Whenever I see a cat while running around Silvermoon, I usually hit it with my axe if that counts

"Remember Warlocks, the future of kitten punting, is in YOUR hands."

That video was excruciatingly awesome. Except the voice over from the study of kittens guy... he sounded like he ate too much tofu and had a Barbie collection.

What?? Tofu?! Barbies?!?! A respiratory rate?!?!?!? Those are all things I look for in a guy. I'm looking him up.

Are you insinuating that to punt is the same as to kick? I assure you the differences are not purely cosmetic. Take for example the matter at hand. If I was to kick a kitten I would vigorously give it the boot. If I where to punt a kitten I would first raise it above my chest, holding its chest, and then drop it striking out with my foot before it hit the ground. My punting method would assuredly provide the kitten with a greater velocity than that of a kick. So you see, they are not the same, and the fact remains that while kicking kittens is a cruel and inhumane thing to do, the punting of said kitten can be viewed almost as a sport, if unnecessary and frowned upon.

And the video was really funny. :p