Bad Humor
On a nice Sunday the Jansen family got together at the table to have dinner.
When they were finished, the oldest son said: "Mom and Dad, I have to tell you something.." The parents looked at each other and waited to see what their son had to tell. The son continued: "I've known this for some time, but I want you to know, I'm gay. " The father gets angry and begins to rage, but his wife holds back him and says: "It is good that you have the courage to admit your sexual preference. Your father and I do appreciate you telling this to us. Dad didn't, but he nods in agreement, yes... The second son of the family reacts: "Gosh that's a coincidence, I am also gay. Dad can no longer restrain and begins to rage.. With foam on his lips he shouts: "Is there then no one here that likes women?!!?!?" The daughter sais: "Yes Dad, I do!" (Translated from Dutch, any grammar or spelling mistakes are totally intentional honest..) |
You know what's really sad... I still remember when "gay" meant someone who was light hearted and happy.
/sigh |
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I'm not sure... but I'm almost certain using dancing bananas in a post about gay pride might be a violation of some rule somewhere.
~grin~ PS: I have no issue whatsoever with sexual orientation of any kind... I was more just noting how language changes over time. |
hehehe :p
I knew the dutch version :) |
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Another one..
If you ever are on a plane or a train and there's a annoying person next to you then do this; 1> Open your bag fully relaxed. 2> Take out your laptop. 3> Turn on the laptop. 4> Make sure the annoying person has a good view of the screen. 5> Close your eyes and face the heavon. 6> Open this link :http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf |
~roflmfao~
That is so wrong on so many different levels I love it |
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Rofl. Thankfully no. But my first initials are T J .. so I always made jokes that I had to find a husband named Hooker. Rofl.
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You could also look for a guy named Rider..
If you ever get pulled over by the cops and they ask your name.... |
rofl .. splutter... rofl... But nope, Ive found a guy with the name Bond. James ,... oh wait wrong guy :D But hey, a perfect name for a Brit :D
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Some how Joy Bond sounds a bit...
... Never mind. |
Rofl, thankfully Joy isn't used that often when talking to me being a middle name its just there to have something extra to write down when filling in forms and such like.
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Allright, bit annoyed and bored so..
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' |
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' |
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... |
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" |
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