Ach man jetzt hab ichs ihm schon auf Englisch zusammengefasst :(
Wo bleibt hier die Länderflagge neben den Profilbildern...

I use Swype, because I've gotten used to certain things about how it works (mostly regarding how it handles punctuation) but the lack of skinning options is annoying (especially since all of the built-in skins have a pretty strong Android 2.x aesthetic and look quite dated and "busy") and I have to admit that even the swiping algorithm it uses has fallen way behind SwiftKey and even the default Android keyboard (it's way worse at figuring out what word I meant if I didn't precisely hit each letter). I should really just take the plunge and force myself to use something else until I get used to it... though I don't really want to use SwiftKey either because it sucks for using punctuation, and only has paid skins, no API for third-party skins. :(

Wir sind doch alle Netzbürger ;)

Aber wie würde ich mich mit dem Spiel "den Deutscher entdecken" unterhalten? :D

Ich glaube du meinst > Aber wie soll ich dann das Spiel "finde die Deutschen" spielen? ;)

Dies gibt mir Kopfschmerzen. :confused:

No.
Das macht mir Kopfschmerzen.
or
Davon bekomme ich Kopfschmerzen.

Ich bin der Kraut mit dem großen Schnitzel!

Ich weiß wirklich nicht, wie man Deutsch sprechen.
Ich bin mit Google Translate.

Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones!

Lo que importa no qué tamaño tienen las fichas. Lo importante es cómo usarlos.

OK, what's the next language we will use in this thread? I could use Italian, but I am better at speaking and reading it than I am at writing it.

On porrait essayer de parler en francais!

Je vraiment regret mais je ne comprend pas ;)

Карандаш на стол.

That's about 50% of the Russian I remember from my childhood lessons. :p

The Cyrillic alphabet, however, came very much in handy when I was 12 and didn't want my brother to read my diary (again) and tell everyone which boy I had a crush on (again)... good luck reading this as a 10-year-old white boy in rural America:



I can still read Russian (okay, maybe not that example, or cursive in general very well) but I can't tell you want most of it means...