Well, you just did. Now, we all think you're nuts. Good job. ;)

Haha. Well, for one, I'm pretty sure nobody anywhere has ever gotten fat solely from eating too much bacon. Have you ever tried to over-eat meat? And I mean actual meat, not "meat products" like hot dogs and McDonald's burgers. You just can't do it, unless there's something medically wrong with you. :p

For two, I still don't understand the thought process that interprets "doesn't like bacon" as "must be hot". I'm sure there are plenty of fat people who don't like bacon, and there are also plenty of people who aren't fat who are also not "hot" by popular standards.

Finally, if I'd wanted to tell people something about my appearance, I'd have just said it, or posted a picture of myself. If you've read much of my forum posting history, you'd know that I'm not one to beat around the bush. If I want you to know something, trust me, you'll know.

And though I don't like bacon, I do love steak, fried chicken, pizza, cheesecake, and ice cream. I also love salmon, fresh fruit, cauliflower, and brussels sprouts. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.

I'd like to say I'm hot, but we all know hats a lie.

Yeah, it's winter and you're in the midwest (if I remember correctly). I bet you even have snow there!

Thy wish was father, Banknorris, to that thought. :cool:

Please Phanx, don't tell us too much about yourself, it would be devastating.
I like to think of you as the friendly, slightly frightening, douchebag-bashing Cat-Lady.
(... in a cat suit ?!)

On a side note, I hate bacon. I prefer ham / gammon.
http://userealbutter.com/2009/03/02/...shrimp-recipe/

"error 404 - can't find the page you are looking for" but that's okay, shrimp are icky. They don't actually taste bad, but I can't get over the fact that they look like (and basically are) GIANT INSECTS. *shudder* However, I certainly agree with the title of that site, and am pretty sure I've used recipes from it before.

Changed link to the actual recipe.


Is that you in the picture? ;-P

So maybe I wasn't wrong thinking about you as a foxy lady...

Yeah, eating insects is icky. Let's eat an animal that genes are 90% identical to ours...

Yours,
Wolf Stirfry

Haha, no, it's just a picture I found on Imgur a while back and saved because it reminded me of my old roommate, who was quite a weird guy. I don't know that he was actually a furry, as he never said anything about his, um, preferences at all (well, other than wanting to lick Stephen Colbert, but I'm not sure that was meant to be taken literally) but for some reason I just made the association, and every time I see anything about furries, I think of him. :D

Let's eat an animal whose genes are 100% identical to ours!

Werewolves?

Because dogs and wolves are only up to 85% genetically identical to humans ;)

Hi, welcome to the Internet! You seem to be new around here!

How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Actually no all we're getting in Ohio is rain and lots and lots of wind. It's also mildly warm hasn't been below 40 degress in daylight in four weeks. Nights get a little chilly but only 28-30 degress.

Michigan is not much better. Phanx's menu sounds fine except the cantaloupe. This thread has taken quite a few turns. :)

That's easy. Searching for I do love steak, fried chicken, pizza, cheesecake, and ice cream reveals

Must be you. :D

[e] I like your dog.
[e2] Is that BLUE hair? :)

Here in California we've been stuck between about 55 and 65 around the clock. Last week we had a bunch of rain, but other that nothing is happening.

I don't like dogs. They smell bad, they're annoying, and they're endlessly needy. Cats are much better. They don't need you at all, and they don't smell, even when wet. Plus they're much softer and make much cuter sounds.

I did dye my hair (purple) once as a teenager. It was a lot of work. I never bothered doing it again.

It seems all the threads I post in do.....

My cat needs me in his life. Without me there would be no one to play with.

Also why, purple?

It matched my furry purple leopard print pants.

I always wanted purple pants.... Now I want furry purple pants. Though I dunno about leopard print........ I might pass on that.

Also why is it that you are almost always on the website Phanx I mean dont you ever sleep?

I just slept for about 20 hours in a row. Now I'll be awake for about 35 hours in a row. Someday I'll get a real person job and have to keep a real person sleep schedule, but for now my job is not that serious (offset by the pay also being very un-serious) and I can do what I want.

If they would have put that cake square on the open side of the tray it would have been like the yin and yang of type two diabetes.