An attempt to add a little humor...
Here's a link to a sound file which might be appropriate right now.
It's from the 1967 movie "
Cool Hand Luke."
Note: I found the following link on wiki.com
http://www.destgulch.com/movies/luke/luke18.wav
And additional longer version of the same audio clip:
http://www.wavlist.com/movies/201/chl-communicate.wav