Wrong on SO many levels, but I liked what you did with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. XD
For those of you that want to see the original text, it starts near the end of Chapter 20 and goes through all of Chapter 21 here:
http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm
Okay, that's it... you brought the Monty Python fan in me out again...
NI!
I'd better leave before I quote something that gets me banned. Wouldn't be the first time.