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08-23-10, 09:53 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Cairenn View Post
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
[Thought 1]
/me slips a tiny (and mostly harmless) explosive device into Cairenn's bag.

Smith says, "But, sir, I swear I head her yell that the device wasn't hers right after the warning alarm went off, so I stopped the booth's exploderator. That's when Jones over there pushed the button to resume the exploderator."
[/Thought 1]


[Thought 2]
Flipping through the want ads, Dolby sees a job listed for "booth cleaner" and thinks that might be verrrry interesting for a little supplemental income. Little did he know.
[/Thought 2]


[Thought 3]
I'm an airline employee, so thanks for the extra seat!
[/Thought 3]
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