07-19-10, 03:57 PM | #1 |
Wrath of the Lich King [Abridged]
=======================Wrath Launch Event============================
Garrosh: Thrall you're bad. Orc Instigators: OOOOH SNAP Thrall: Garrosh, don't be so childish. Garrosh: No comeback? Orc Instigators: AWWW he SCARED Thrall: No i- Orc Instigators: SSSCCCAAREEEDD Thrall: We don't have time for this, the new expansion is coming! Garrosh: YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE *IS* THE NEW EXPANSION -Thrall thunderstorms at Garrosh- Garrosh: WTF was that Thrall: New 51 point talent. -Thrall summons Ghost Wolves- Thrall: Let's go. Random Orc: Thrall! Orgrimmar is under attack! Thrall: What?! Saurfang, we settle this later! Thrall: Oh my god, the Lich King has brought all his strongest forces to our gates! We don't stand a chance. ... Thrall: Wait, why is leaving? Lich King: TAG! YOU'RE IT! Thrall: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS! =====================Wrath Gate===================== Lich King: So, you've finally come to meet me. Lich King: Many have tried what you're about to attempt, but none have succeeded. Lich King: Mark my words, i will NOT be tagged. Bolvar: Okay i want groups 1 3 5 left and 2 4 6 right Bolvar: 7 and 8 are ghoul groups Bolvar: Ready checking Saurfang the Younger: ALRIGHT IM BACK Saurfang the Younger: LETS DO THIS Saurfang the Younger: LEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOYYY JJEENNKIINNSS -Lich King slashes Saurfang the Younger- Saurfang the Younger: haghraghhh Lich King: You're still it. MUAHAHAH! Lich King: Like i said, i am the absolute BEST at this game. You should have taken your loss like men, instead of coming to me, and being- -Plague Barrels Explode- Lich King: Whaaat? -Camera pans to Putress- Putress: A GAME OF TAG? AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE THE TRUE FORSAKEN?!? Lich King: How the heck am i supposed to be able to tell between you and the other forsake- Putress: JUST SHUT UP AND BEQUIET Putress: NOW YOU ALL SEE WHO ARE THE TRUE MASTERS AT THE GAME OF.... PLAGUE TAG -Putress laughs evilly as plague barrels explode everywhere- Putress:You're it. -Putress pimp walks away- -Red Dragons fly into the scene- Red Dragons: RAHHRHAHRAHHG IMMA FIRING MAH LAZORS Alexstrasza: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS! ========================Battle for Undercity======================= -Varian arrives at the entrance to Undercity with a small army- Varian: Lordaeron! NOSTALGIA Varian: YO GUYS LETS GO PLAY THE OLD FOUNTAIN Troop: Uh sir i don't think Varian: LETS. GO. PLAY. IN. THE. OLD. FOUNTAIN. -Varian enters Undercity- Varian: What did those MONSTERS do to the old fountain?! Varian: This act simply can NOT be forgiven. Those undead WILL PAY Varian: TO ARMS! -Varian and army fight their way to Putress, and injure him severely- Varian: Alright you. I just want to let you know one thing before i kill you. Putress: What? Varian: You're it. -Varian impales Putress- Putress' Ghost: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- -In the throne room- Varian: Undead AND Orcs! All will pay the price for degrading my favorite Lordaeron fountain! Jaina: Varian calm down, we got rid of the conspirators and- Varian: I HAVE A REALLY BIG CHIN Varian: YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID! -Varian charges at Thrall- -Jaina starts a mass teleport- Jaina: lawl owned Varian: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS! ==================Death of the Lich King========== Tirion:AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS! Lich King: sup Tirion: I have gathered the strongest heroes in the world, and together we WILL defeat you. Tirion: This game of tag is finally over! Lich King: Orly? -Lich King freezes Tirion- Lich King: FREEZE TAG YEEEEAAAHHHH Lich King: Come fools, now we do battle! -Lich King is defeated by the champions- Lich King: How can this be? I guess... I guess I'm it. <AFK> Tirion: K back -TIrion uses Bubble- TIrion: This the helmet that gave you all those powers right? Lich King: Yeah. Tirion: Sweet, Tag Master Tirion inc. Burned Figure: NOT SO FAST. Tirion: Who are you?1 Burned Figure: Don't you recognize BOLVAR FORDRAGON? Tirion: wtf Bolvar: I have been transformed and tortured...the Lich King trying to turn me into his own agent of Tag. But now, it's over. Bring me the helm. -Tirion does so- Bolvar: For you see..there must always be a Lich King...and that Lich King must always play Tag. Bolvar: But it ends now. Bolvar and Ner'zhul: How about a game of freeze tag? Bolvar and Ner'zhul: I'm it. -Lich King Bolvar tags himself- Tirion: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS! ================================================================== (quoted from Vanced on the Official Cataclysm Forums) I lol'd so many times. |
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07-22-10, 04:51 PM | #2 |
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahahahheehee*hiccup*HAWWWHAWWHAHAHA
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07-30-10, 06:46 AM | #3 |
AAARRRTTTHHHUUUSSSS!
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