Comment spam, LOL

[Zyonin]

I read lots of blogs, forum posts and such throughout my day and often, I will check the comments to see what people have to say about the topic at hand. As anyone who has ever read comments has noticed, they are not immune to spam (or trolls for that matter, nudges WoW.com). Anyway, here is an example of comment spam that made me chuckle:

======= http:// www . spamers-r-us . com =======
free pudding
competitive puppies
any species available
we except purple skittles

Duke Nukem Forever $33

Pokemon Universe (the MMO) $35

Halo 3 limited editiion (the good one they didn't release) $35

Your own Groupies $16

Panda's and Tasmanian Tigers $30

Inflatable girlfriend $16

All of Canada $15

The elixir of eternal life $25

======= http://www . spammers-r-us . com ========

The only modification to the comment was to breakup the fake URL. IMHO, it's much better than the sports equipment, shoe, WoW gold, and other spam that is infesting the social web. Now, does he accept Maestro...?

[Cairenn]

Originally Posted by Zyonin All of Canada $15

HEY NOW!!!!

*hmph*

Originally Posted by Zyonin ======= http:// www . spamers-r-us . com =======

Well, at least they believe in truth in advertising.

[Xrystal]

Now let me see .. hmm .. wonder what Zyonin wants to buy from that list rofl.

[mankeluvsit]

i wonder if theyll take 10$ for canada.

[voodoodad]

I'll bid $11!

[Taryble]

Ya know what? All of Canada is worth at LEAST $15.50. I'll bid that!

[nightcracker]

I'll buy Canada for $10 and a half eaten sandwich.