Serial Killer* Still On The Loose – Case Baffles Authorities

[Cairenn]

Ironforge, Loch Modan:

Citizens here remain terrified in the wake of a recent string of tragedies, all connected, yet still shrouded in mystery. More than 12 Cogsgrove Counterclockwise Corkscrewing Contraptified Cogs have been found eviscerated on the streets of Ironforge in the last week, in what can only be described as senseless violence.

What officials have described as a ‘depraved Gnomish individual of unknown origins’ has been glimpsed briefly stalking the streets by automatic gnomish reality impression capturing devices, and is thought to be behind the incidents. Please note that the attached image may not be suitable for night elves and young children. Reader discretion is advised.

Forensic experts retained by this publication have postulated that the individual pictured bears a striking resemblance to noted Gnomish Engineer Zootfizzle, also a self-proclaimed sprocket supporter, who was reported missing last week as well. When questioned further, Lieutenant Roghtlivar of the Ironforge Brigade had this to say: “Findin’ Engineer Zootfizzle is, o’ course, important, but it seems a wee bit o’ a stretch t’ suggest he be behind this sort of a thing while missin’, isn’ it?”

*victims not actually killed

[Layrajha]

Please rescue my little sister!! She's a 13 year old blond girl, wearing a red dress last time I saw her. I told her to wait outside the shop while I was buying some food, and as I was paying, I heard screams, ran out, and she wasn't there anymore! I'll give you anything you want.

[Cogwheel]

Noooo!!!! Grandpa!!!!!

/me hides in his closet

[Mazzlefizz]

Originally Posted by Layrajha Please rescue my little sister!! She's a 13 year old blond girl, wearing a red dress last time I saw her. I told her to wait outside the shop while I was buying some food, and as I was paying, I heard screams, ran out, and she wasn't there anymore! I'll give you anything you want.

I'd like to point out there is a sad, kidnapped child in Seerah's signature. There may be connection.

[Dreadlorde]

It wasn't me.

[Seerah]

Originally Posted by Mazzlefizz I'd like to point out there is a sad, kidnapped child in Seerah's signature. There may be connection.

I told you, it's not a child - she's a dragon! (RAWR)

edit: and I got my sig fixed! Had to delete the old one and make a new one - now you can see how uber leet I am again. >.>

[KillerDreaming]

Let us hope Saurfang does not hear of this.

[Zootfizzle]

MWAHAHAHA

[Seerah]

Quick! Put him back in his cage!!

[KillerDreaming]

Originally Posted by Seerah Quick! Put him back in his cage!!

Is he safe to approach? That hammer seems to be ready to break some bones.
Quick. Sheep 'im?