Comment spam, LOL

[Zyonin]

I read lots of blogs, forum posts and such throughout my day and often, I will check the comments to see what people have to say about the topic at hand. As anyone who has ever read comments has noticed, they are not immune to spam (or trolls for that matter, nudges WoW.com). Anyway, here is an example of comment spam that made me chuckle:

======= http:// www . spamers-r-us . com =======
free pudding
competitive puppies
any species available
we except purple skittles

Duke Nukem Forever $33

Pokemon Universe (the MMO) $35

Halo 3 limited editiion (the good one they didn't release) $35

Your own Groupies $16

Panda's and Tasmanian Tigers $30

Inflatable girlfriend $16

All of Canada $15

The elixir of eternal life $25

======= http://www . spammers-r-us . com ========

The only modification to the comment was to breakup the fake URL. IMHO, it's much better than the sports equipment, shoe, WoW gold, and other spam that is infesting the social web. Now, does he accept Maestro...?

[Cairenn]

Originally Posted by Zyonin All of Canada $15

HEY NOW!!!!

*hmph*

Originally Posted by Zyonin ======= http:// www . spamers-r-us . com =======

Well, at least they believe in truth in advertising.

[Xrystal]

Now let me see .. hmm .. wonder what Zyonin wants to buy from that list rofl.

[mankeluvsit]

i wonder if theyll take 10$ for canada.

[voodoodad]

I'll bid $11!

[Taryble]

Ya know what? All of Canada is worth at LEAST $15.50. I'll bid that!

[voodoodad]

Bid War!!! $15.51!!!!!

[Sepioth]

I'll take Duke Nukem over Canada anyday ..

[Taryble]

Big jump here... $15.60!

[voodoodad]

$15.63

(But I still "blame Canada")

[Vis]

Originally Posted by voodoodad $15.63 (But I still "blame Canada")

Bad Voodoo! Now it's stuck in my head and I have to share, lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UKllR0Edo

[Taryble]

$15.75!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

My brother is convinced that Canada's actually a 3rd world nation - he refers to it as "Canuckistan", and Canadians as "Canuckistanis". He was a trucker for a bit, and hated taking loads up into Canada. Got ticketed every time - and every time, he shouldn't have been given a ticket.

[voodoodad]

$15.80

And a new personal motto;

I know it's just Canada, but hey it's worth it!

[Cairenn]

*hmphs some more*

[forty2j]

Originally Posted by Cairenn *hmphs some more*

Hey now. I gave you Winnipeg weather in the count to 1000 thread. It updates every day, too!

[Taryble]

$16.00! I feel like this is very generous...

[MidgetMage55]

Originally Posted by Taryble $16.00! I feel like this is very generous...

Ill see you $16 and raise you a box of oreos. **big spender**

[Sythalin]

$16 is way too much. Let's give a reasonable, more appropriate offer on Canada:

- the promise to enforce ALL the Canadian laws, including those here

- Canadians accept that everything stated here is true, especially the "Only In Canada" section

- And finally, less ridiculous looking uniforms for mounties. I'm thinking something along the lines of this:

(minus Hitler. screw that guy)

This is what I offer for Canada.

<3 Cairenn (Yes, I know I'm going to hell for this one)

[voodoodad]

$16.50

And I sincerely hope that one of us wins, because I think we're all gonna be sent on a vacation from WoWInterface, and we're gonna need a place to stay.

[Taryble]

$16.75!

And I'm sure with all those trees and stuff, we can find an igloo that hasn't melted yet or something.