=======================Wrath Launch Event============================
Garrosh: Thrall you're bad.
Orc Instigators: OOOOH SNAP
Thrall: Garrosh, don't be so childish.
Garrosh: No comeback?
Orc Instigators: AWWW he SCARED
Thrall: No i-
Orc Instigators: SSSCCCAAREEEDD
Thrall: We don't have time for this, the new expansion is coming!
Garrosh: YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE *IS* THE NEW EXPANSION
-Thrall thunderstorms at Garrosh-
Garrosh: WTF was that
Thrall: New 51 point talent.
-Thrall summons Ghost Wolves-
Thrall: Let's go.
Random Orc: Thrall! Orgrimmar is under attack!
Thrall: What?! Saurfang, we settle this later!
Thrall: Oh my god, the Lich King has brought all his strongest forces to our gates! We don't stand a chance.
...
Thrall: Wait, why is leaving?
Lich King: TAG! YOU'RE IT!
Thrall: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS!
=====================Wrath Gate=====================
Lich King: So, you've finally come to meet me.
Lich King: Many have tried what you're about to attempt, but none have succeeded.
Lich King: Mark my words, i will NOT be tagged.
Bolvar: Okay i want groups 1 3 5 left and 2 4 6 right
Bolvar: 7 and 8 are ghoul groups
Bolvar: Ready checking
Saurfang the Younger: ALRIGHT IM BACK
Saurfang the Younger: LETS DO THIS
Saurfang the Younger: LEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOYYY JJEENNKIINNSS
-Lich King slashes Saurfang the Younger-
Saurfang the Younger: haghraghhh
Lich King: You're still it. MUAHAHAH!
Lich King: Like i said, i am the absolute BEST at this game. You should have taken your loss like men, instead of coming to me, and being-
-Plague Barrels Explode-
Lich King: Whaaat?
-Camera pans to Putress-
Putress: A GAME OF TAG? AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE THE TRUE FORSAKEN?!?
Lich King: How the heck am i supposed to be able to tell between you and the other forsake-
Putress: JUST SHUT UP AND BEQUIET
Putress: NOW YOU ALL SEE WHO ARE THE TRUE MASTERS AT THE GAME OF.... PLAGUE TAG
-Putress laughs evilly as plague barrels explode everywhere-
Putress:You're it.
-Putress pimp walks away-
-Red Dragons fly into the scene-
Red Dragons: RAHHRHAHRAHHG IMMA FIRING MAH LAZORS
Alexstrasza: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS!
========================Battle for Undercity=======================
-Varian arrives at the entrance to Undercity with a small army-
Varian: Lordaeron! NOSTALGIA
Varian: YO GUYS LETS GO PLAY THE OLD FOUNTAIN
Troop: Uh sir i don't think
Varian: LETS. GO. PLAY. IN. THE. OLD. FOUNTAIN.
-Varian enters Undercity-
Varian: What did those MONSTERS do to the old fountain?!
Varian: This act simply can NOT be forgiven. Those undead WILL PAY
Varian: TO ARMS!
-Varian and army fight their way to Putress, and injure him severely-
Varian: Alright you. I just want to let you know one thing before i kill you.
Putress: What?
Varian: You're it.
-Varian impales Putress-
Putress' Ghost: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-In the throne room-
Varian: Undead AND Orcs! All will pay the price for degrading my favorite Lordaeron fountain!
Jaina: Varian calm down, we got rid of the conspirators and-
Varian: I HAVE A REALLY BIG CHIN
Varian: YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID!
-Varian charges at Thrall-
-Jaina starts a mass teleport-
Jaina: lawl owned
Varian: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS!
==================Death of the Lich King==========
Tirion:AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS!
Lich King: sup
Tirion: I have gathered the strongest heroes in the world, and together we WILL defeat you.
Tirion: This game of tag is finally over!
Lich King: Orly?
-Lich King freezes Tirion-
Lich King: FREEZE TAG YEEEEAAAHHHH
Lich King: Come fools, now we do battle!
-Lich King is defeated by the champions-
Lich King: How can this be? I guess... I guess I'm it.
<AFK> Tirion: K back
-TIrion uses Bubble-
TIrion: This the helmet that gave you all those powers right?
Lich King: Yeah.
Tirion: Sweet, Tag Master Tirion inc.
Burned Figure: NOT SO FAST.
Tirion: Who are you?1
Burned Figure: Don't you recognize BOLVAR FORDRAGON?
Tirion: wtf
Bolvar: I have been transformed and tortured...the Lich King trying to turn me into his own agent of Tag. But now, it's over. Bring me the helm.
-Tirion does so-
Bolvar: For you see..there must always be a Lich King...and that Lich King must always play Tag.
Bolvar: But it ends now.
Bolvar and Ner'zhul: How about a game of freeze tag?
Bolvar and Ner'zhul: I'm it.
-Lich King Bolvar tags himself-
Tirion: AAARRRTTHHHUUSSSS!
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(quoted from Vanced on the Official Cataclysm Forums)
I lol'd so many times.
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